Headsmart
A reclusive Hemmoian scientist, Dr. Headsmart spent fifty years on a distant colony world attempting to invent something of worth. When the Hemmoian High Command ordered a search for new weapons systems that could turn the tide in the Lightness War, Headsmart was one of the scientists that reported they might have one.
Unfortunately for Headsmart, xe mixed up several parts while constructing the device which he referred to as the Galaxy Vapourizer, and ended up creating a device that instead of destroying them, turned planetary bodies into refreshingly minty grapefruit sorbet with a touch of champagne mixed into it for flavor. Needless to say, this invention was rejected by the Hemmoian Federation weapons development project.
Dr. Headsmart might have had an illustrious career in the dairy product replication industry ahead of him, but due to xyr mix-up in parts xe was subsequently vapourized by xyr ice cream machine while trying to make an orange smoothie.
