Suur-Mehusalaatti Kurkku-Uuno

A student of the Galaxy Alchemist Institution who chose to attend the school as an alternative to a prison sentence. He was a former spaceman and was known for boasting he used to drink a thousand bottles of rum in a year; Pertti Urjo Iso-Urjahnainen was the only one who took his stories at face value. Other students of the school found his accounts questionable at best, as he didn't even have a tattoo like most Orcish spacemen - at least not in any visible location. He did swear a lot, though.

One night, Kurkku-Uuno was seen cursing, swinging a laser rapier around, and dancing around a computer console while singing a song that "did not resemble any known song, in lyrics nor melody". It was reported as containing the following refrain:

"Imperialistit perkeleitä on, mielenkiintoista, mutta aivan totta.
 Imperialistit tapettava on, huurtuu ja jähmettyy."