Suur-Tuijottaja

Suur-Tuijottaja is a Gigerdian entertainer who claims to have the ability to hypnotize anybody with his astonishing three-eyed gaze. He is a well-known performer in the various night clubs and other social clubs around the galaxy.

Many believe him to be a fraud - although for every suspecting member of the audience there is at least two devout fans, who claim to have been hypnotised by the great Suur-Tuijottaja himself.

Whenever Mr. Suur-Tuijottaja starts his performance, he mumbles something in an unknown language that has been successfully recorded:

"Te visakalloiset kaksisilmäiset! Tuijotan teidät suohon! Ettekö millään opi ? Tuijotin eilen äitiäsi! Sen jälkeen tuijotin parasta kaveriasi!"