Biathlon

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This popular Orcish sport was often televized and broadcast over the OrcNet. Taking place on the hills of Orceron's northernmost mountains, it had athletes from all over the planet skiing around with a random assortment of weapons, including forks, sniper rifles, laser cannons and tactical missiles.

In the Great Ski Massacre of 3019, Berserkki Teuvo won triple gold medals for singlehandedly decapitating every other athlete using only a ski stick. The jury commended him for his (literally) painstaking athletic spirit.

After Orceron

Later on the sport survived even the Great Cataclysm of Orceron and spread around the Galaxy.

The Erni Z. Ressnack Arena of Icy Death located in Aldaain's South Pole became one of the first sites of a renewed biathlon activity.