Great Ski Massacre of 3019
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Jump to navigationJump to searchThe Great Ski Massacre of 1,3019 was an event of sports legend on Orceron during the First Age. In the brutal Orcish sport of Biathlon, contestant Berserkki Teuvo won triple gold medals for singlehandedly decapitating every other athlete using only a ski stick. The jury commended him for his (literally) painstaking athletic spirit.
